A lot of laughter always occurs during our extended family’s Easter Egg-stravaganza, but when we came across some funny Easter Jokes for kids and adults, I knew a new tradition was about to be born.
Since our kids are always looking to play an important “role” in family gatherings, I thought this would be a great way to get them involved. I am going to print these off (see the print friendly feature at the bottom), and give each child a few jokes to tell. As we gather for our “Egg-stravaganza Awards Presentation,” we’ll add our new tradition – a time of telling funny Easter Jokes (Updated: this was a blast and now each year everyone has to bring a joke to tell.)

Funny Easter Jokes, Easter Jokes for Kids

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the “Eggs-it.
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
We’re just getting warmed up….
What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.
What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits’ feet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Egghead!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit $20 bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch.

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