November 20, 2014

Share Easter Laughter with a Time of Joke Telling

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A lot of laughter always occurs during our extended family’s Easter Egg-stravaganza, but when we came across some funny Easter Jokes for kids and adults, I knew a new tradition was about to be born.

Since our kids are always looking to play an important “role” in family gatherings, I thought this would be a great way to get them involved. I am going to print these off (see the print friendly feature at the bottom), and give each child a few jokes to tell. As we gather for our “Egg-stravaganza Awards Presentation,” we’ll add our new tradition – a time of telling funny Easter Jokes (Updated: this was a blast and now each year everyone has to bring a joke to tell.)

Funny Easter Jokes, Easter Jokes for Kids

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the “Eggs-it.

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!

We’re just getting warmed up….

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.

What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits’ feet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Egghead!

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit $20 bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch.


Comments

  1. Thanks for sharing these jokes. I read them to my kids and they were cracking up!

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  2. *groan* But really, smiling too! Thanks!

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  3. I have some free printable joke and activity cards here!! :-) http://happyhomefairy.com/2011/04/19/fun-easter-joke-and-activity-cards/

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  4. Thankyou for sharing these jokes they are great for when im sopposed to present my easter assembly next week.

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    Jen Reply:

    So glad you can enjoy them this week. :)

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  5. sashwata says:

    Funny

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